| Hello? Hi sweetie! I just got home from work. |
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Yes, I got the package you sent to me at work,
but I was so busy today, I haven't even had a chance to open it. What is it? |
| The costume you picked out for tonight's
Halloween party? Rats! I totally forgot about the party! |
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I can't believe I let you talk me into this
party, and let you pick a costume for me! |
| Okay, let me go up to my bedroom and see what
you picked for me. |
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All right, let me see what you got for me.
Will I like it? |
| This is what you want me to wear!? |
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God, I'll look like I should be on a box of
cocoa! I don't know, honey, I don't think I can wear this! |
| I know I don't have anything else. All right
I'll try it on. Let me take my suit off. |
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Never mind what I'm wearing under my suit! Try
and focus, sweetie! |
| Hold on, gotta get these off. |
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I'm going to need some different undies, I
think. Where's that white strapless... |
| Well, the little petticoat that goes under is
cute at least. |
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Okay, in I go. |
| I guess I lace this part up. |
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I'm not sure I've got the, ummm... assets to
really fill this out. |
| I still think I look silly, honey. Do I have
to wear the stockings, too? |
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Okay, okay, I'll slip them on. |
| Oh, gee, how elegant! But, I don't think I
have any shoes to wear. |
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Those?! You know I only wear those in the
bedroom. |
| Okay, okay, fine. They're in the back of my
closet somewhere. |
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I better not fall and break my ankle tonight!
These shoes aren't really made for walking. |
| Well, I'll either be the laughing-stock or the
hottest girl at the party. |
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Let me see, I may even have a ribbon for my
hair that matches. |
| Yes, I'll wear it, but you owe me big time!
See you soon. Bye. |
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The things I do for love. |